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Well, as a matter of fact, I do feel safer now than before this tyrant has been dethroned. I am glad that so many resources of our government were expended on the enforcement of the standards violated by this ruthless premier known for persecuting loyal subjects.
 
So now as peers determine your future, may your instruments of torture no longer be at your disposal and may your influence for evil be forever quieted.
 
So there you go, Martha Stewart. I guess you got what's coming to you and surely that's a "good thing."