1. All children alarm their parents, if only because you are forever expecting them to act like talking puppies.

2. Show me a good loser and I will show you a someone who is not named Al.

3. Sometimes a stomach bug is like eating an entire box of chocolate liqueurs at one time.

4. Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy being told how crazy they are by the press and their children.

5. I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine earrings and shoes.

6. It is impossible to think of any good meal, no matter how plain or elegant, without chewing or swallowing in it.

7. And as for the weekend, tonight I'm looking forward to Up, tomorrow my plans include mowing and Sunday, I want to chill!

Lame Attempt at Blogging

I stumbled across a blog this evening that satisfies my interest in blogging and my lack of interest, I mean ability, I mean time for actually having to think and/or tell people about it. Basically, this little blog offers a few statement-starters that people can finish to reveal random and useful things about themselves. They put these out every Friday. Maybe this will become a habit- maybe not.

And...here we go!

1. I grew up thinking but came to realize few people actually care what I'm thinking.

2. Yahoo.com was the last website I was at before coming here.

3. Why don't you reconsider "putting up?"

4. Sleeping helps me relax.

5. Thanks for the memories.

6. I find pretentious people very off-putting.

7. And as for the weekend, tonight I'm looking forward to _____, tomorrow my plans include _____ and Sunday, I want to _____!