Am I dreaming?

I seldom take naps, but on this Sunday afternoon I fell asleep on the couch. I don't know how long I had been there when I sensed someone was staring at me. I opened my eyes to see our Schnauzer looking at me with (I am not kidding) a look on her face saying: "I am not asking for help. I actually kind of like this look." What made this unusual was the fact that she had on a sequined black halter top. Ordinarily one might check to be sure they are awake when confronted with such a sight. I merely thanked God for our little girls.