Waiting @ the Mickie D's

Top ten thoughts as one waits in line at McDonald's

10. Is Ronald's face like that because of a fryer accident?

9. The "Fry Guys" scare me.

8. I think I saw that guy working the drive-thru on America's Most Wanted.

7. Robble, robble robble robble? Robble robble robble robble, robble (robble robble) robbble robble, robble. Ha Ha. Robble!

6. What is Mayor McCheese's political affiliation?

5. If I only order fries, will they ask me if I want fries with that?

4. They just never gave McBrussel Sprouts a fair chance.

3. Is it catsup or ketchup?

2. Does Supersize really matter?

1. I think I'm gonna name my next kid Grimmace.