Points to ponder...
Why is abbreviation such a long word?
If you arrest a mime, do you have to tell them they have the right to remain silent?
What is the speed of dark?
Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
What is another word for synonym?
Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
If one synchrinized swimmer drowns, do all the others have to drown, too?
If a cow laughs, what comes out her nose?
Where do the gruntled employees work?
Why are there locks on the doors at stores open 24 hours a day?
What exactly was going through the mind of the first guy to milk a cow?
How do you know when you're out of invisible ink?
Who is Gen. Failure, and why is he reading my hard disk?
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
Why do psychics have to ask your name?
What's another word for Thesaurus?
What are imitation rhinestones?
How do you know if the dictionary has a typo?
Why do irons have a setting for permanent press?
Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways?
Why ask why?
Why are there any sentences that begin with "Needless to say..."?
If you arrest a mime, do you have to tell them they have the right to remain silent?
What is the speed of dark?
Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
What is another word for synonym?
Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
If one synchrinized swimmer drowns, do all the others have to drown, too?
If a cow laughs, what comes out her nose?
Where do the gruntled employees work?
Why are there locks on the doors at stores open 24 hours a day?
What exactly was going through the mind of the first guy to milk a cow?
How do you know when you're out of invisible ink?
Who is Gen. Failure, and why is he reading my hard disk?
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
Why do psychics have to ask your name?
What's another word for Thesaurus?
What are imitation rhinestones?
How do you know if the dictionary has a typo?
Why do irons have a setting for permanent press?
Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways?
Why ask why?
Why are there any sentences that begin with "Needless to say..."?
4 Comments:
I love it when you start thinking like this. Are these your own original thoughts or did you see this somewhere? If they are your own original thoughts please forgive me for asking. But I am laughing my you know what off and want more.
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THANK YOU for making me laugh so hard! Do you think it is really good for the soul...or is it the sole? :)
when you need to escape...do you turn up the volume or turn up the valum?
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