Everybody loves a nut

When I was a kid I had a Johnny Cash record where he sang silly songs. One of my favorites had the following chorus:

Everyone loves a nut
The whole world loves a weirdo
Brains are in a rut-
But-
Everyone loves a nut!

In a related story, I love those commercials for Emerald Nuts. If you have not seen them, go to www.emeraldnuts.com and watch their commercials online. The whole website is well done and endears me to this company even more. They do not take themselves seriously at all. Here are some other possibilities for future commercials.

Envious
Nail technicians


Energetic
Neuterers


Euphoric
Nepotists


Electrified
Nudsits


Ergonomic
Nevadans


Erasing
Naturalists


Effiminate
Ne'er-do-wells


Easygoing
Nannies


Enthusiastic
Neanderthals


Enthroned
Nerds


Enslaved
Neurosurgeons


Entertaining
Noblemen

Any others?